I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I FOUND THE LEGS
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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