Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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