remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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