We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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