why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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