I swear she didn't look like that last week.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
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This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
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