what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
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she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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