I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Oh god it's open bar.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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