she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
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Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
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The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
try to milk me bitch
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