Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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