i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I looked at my own cervix.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
and she was petting her beer can
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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