woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
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Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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