no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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