Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
there's paper in my vomit.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Green mimosas i think yes
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
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We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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