are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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