everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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