She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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