question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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