I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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