Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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