I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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