i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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