yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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