butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
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