forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
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Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
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