your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
PANTIES FOUND
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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