Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
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