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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together

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• (631): View more from New York

  i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"

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• (607): View more from New York

  He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.

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• (347): View more from New York

  Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.

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  classic

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.

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