Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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