I feel like abortions should bother me more
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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