So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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