Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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