she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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