Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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