We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I'm having to shit out rocks
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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