Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
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He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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