i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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