I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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