my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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