she was so not down for the gang bang
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
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Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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