what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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