Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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