I hate your face
her vagine was all disorganized.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
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he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
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I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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