you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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