It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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