If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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