You're completely useless in the revolution.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Never underestimate the power of titties
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
