She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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