Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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