Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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