It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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