if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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