i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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