I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Randomize
