Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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