he looks like a really good dad on facebook
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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