I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
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I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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